In a quaint Bavarian Village located high up in the Alps, there lives a man. A man who, by birthright, has inherited a unique post. A post so time-honored and steeped with tradition, that it has endured every civilization, every war, every fire, famine, or plague throughout history. It is his sworn duty to carry on, for only he is capable of mastering the skills required for such a noble, distinguished position. His name is Boomberlik, and he is the Village Idiot.

It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it...