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Hello and welcome to Duck, You Sucker! Productions. Here at Duck, You Sucker! (or DYS for short), we pride ourselves on our quality cartoon craftsmanship. So take a look around, see the 'sites', and let us know what you think. Our operators are standing by...

Of course, if you feel that you have reached our web site in error, please press your 'back' button and continue looking at porn, Yahoo, or whatever other depravation led you to our site in the first place. Don't worry. We won't hold it against you. Just let us know if you find something interesting...

After the tremendous success of the 'Tres Hombres Art Show' (kudos to the hundreds of cool people who showed up!), we are very pleased to present more of the artistic stylings of DANO in his very own online gallery. Why go to some artsy-fartsy, caffe latte-drinking, wank-fest like us when you can view these fine works of art, right here, right now, on your computer! Isn't technology amazing?! Just click on our favorite 'Tres Hombres' below. Even you can be cultured...

STAY TUNED FOR MORE INFORMATION ON OUR NEXT ART SHOW TO BE HELD IN DASTARDLY DECADENT... LAS VEGAS!!!

Just like any other corporate conglomerate, we decided to hire a team of marketing and demographic experts to develop a 'hip' slogan to inspire our employees and bond with our core audience. This is what they came up with...

RIDE THE WAVE WITH DUCK, YOU SUCKER! WHERE YOUR CARTOON IS JUST A 'HANG 10' AWAY FROM THE CHOICE SWELL, WORD!

Suffice it say, they were all summarily executed... Sigh... Back to stealing from our employee's retirement funds...

We've been accused of many things in our day (most of which are not even fit to print!), but the one that hurts us most is when people accuse us of being irreverent. Or was it irrelevant? Anyway, to prove a point that we actually DO have SOME credibility, we have now posted bios and resumes for you future employer's perusal. Note, keywords 'future-employer'...

We hang out with the infamous Danny Antonucci, creator of 'Lupo The Butcher', 'The Brothers Grunt', and Cartoon Network's smash hit, 'Ed, Edd n' Eddy'. This is just a clever and subtle way for us to illustrate that we KNOW people!

I tell ya, Dick, these cartoon folks are bringin' this great nation down! Now which country are we bombing today? Oh look, a kitty...!

After a tireless parade of wild parties, exotic foods, live music, celebrity shmoozing and beautiful, half-naked women, they finally caught on that we weren't really Hugh's nephews at the Playboy Mansion and escorted us to the door. When we got back to Duck, You Sucker! Central, we were shocked to find NONE OF THE ABOVE! Sooo.. we decided a change of scenery was desperately needed...

The Animation Magazine Pitch Party offered independent producers and would-be entertainment moguls a chance to get some exposure for their animated properties. They then asked viewers to vote on the projects they’d most like to watch over a bowl of Frosted Flakes on Saturday Morning.

Make this year extra special by donating large quantities of money and beer to those less-fortunate boys and girls of Duck, You Sucker! Productions. Your proceeds will go towards lap dances, gambling, bar tabs and the making of good, wholesome animated cartoons. After all, 'tis better to give than to receive, so sayeth our bill collectors...