THE BLEACHER CREATURE

  Skuggs were useless scavengers indigenous to the planet Katatonia.  Grotesque and foul-looking, they were regarded with disdain until it was found that they could eat anything and derive nourishment from it.  Plastics, metals, glass, even nuclear waste.  The Bleacher Creature is a Skugg who stowed away on Princess Kitty's space ship when she sailed to Earth.  Upon his arrival, the Skugg found a smorgasbord of half-eaten hot dogs, sodas, potato chips, etc. in the bleachers of the baseball stadium, and so made the bleachers his home.

        Though hideous in appearance, the Bleacher Creature is generally harmless, but can be a formidable foe if seriously agitated, able to shoot 'spit-balls', wads of compacted garbage and saliva about the size of a baseball, at his opponents.  

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