PORTFOLIOS

 

Bonjour Madame's and Monsewer's.  Yes, you've entered the ever pretentious, completely egotistical, artist portfolio section of the website.  What is it with artists anyways?  Them and their pastels and paint brushes and weird friends and expensive books and jazz records and foreign movies and... er... anyway, let's get on with it!  Today's spotlight is on Danno.  Yes, him of the wild nose hairs and wayward golf balls.  Check this out...

 

DUCK, YOU SUCKER! PROUDLY PRESENTS THE ARTISTIC STYLINGS OF...

DAN KUBAT

(any relation to Mike Kubat, webmaster and truly awesome guy, is purely coincidental)

 

 

GENE SIMMONS

We admire Gene for his outspoken views on women's rights and equality.  Also, he's the only human being on earth who can lick his own elbow.  Cool!

 

 

AEROSMITH

Remember when these guys were cool?  This particular piece found it's way as the cover of 'Screamer' magazine, back when men were, well, hard to tell apart from women, and women were allowed to dress like hookers. (Sniff, sniff... ah, those were the days!)

 

SAM KINISON

Sam, Sam, Sam... How we miss you!  Wherever you are, may your glass always be full and your women always be ex-employees of scandal-ridden ministries...

 

 

STORYBOARDS

CLICK ON EACH TO SEE IT 'BIGGER'

 

 

G.I. JOE EXTREME

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GOD, THE DEVIL AND BOB

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JUMANJI

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BIONICLES

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LIVE ACTION

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