NUDES... ER, WE MEAN NEWS!
Updated October 23, 2003
ART SHOW!
Duck, You Sucker! Productions and Catalyst Events is pleased to present...
TRES HOMBRES
AN ART EXHIBITION
WHEN:
Saturday, November 15, 2003
WHERE:
Glendale Studios
(Between Los Feliz Rd. and Chevy Chase Drive)
Click here for more info...
ANOTHER VICTIM!
Duck You Sucker! Productions is proud to introduce our newest member... the very lovely, the very talented...
RACHEL CONNOR!
Buttered Toast! Yum, yum...
Rachel comes to us from
Liverpool, England which just goes to show how persistent some stalkers can
be! Fortunately, we're all big Beatles fans and thought, "What would
George do?", I mean, before he moved on to play that great sitar in the sky
and... er... where was I going with this? Anyway, you can find out more
about Rachel on our CREW page or check out Rach's cool stuff on
CHICKEN RAD
REDUXE and the brand, spankin' 
show, CAVALIER COREY
CHICKEN RAD BY POPULAR DEMAND!
The Animation Magazine Pitch Party offered independent producers and would-be entertainment moguls a chance to get some exposure for their animated properties. They then asked viewers to vote on the projects they’d most like to watch over a bowl of Frosted Flakes on Saturday Morning.
One month and 3,000 votes later, the results are in! And the winner is...
This boid you cannot change...
Click on the 'boid' above to see the results of the poll!
UNDERWEAR THAT'S FUN-TA-WEAR!
Without a doubt, Disney has the monopoly on mass merchandising, as do companies such as Nike with Tiger Woods as their personal spokesman. Well, we tried to get J. Lo to endorse our products, but for some strange reason, she just won't return any of our calls... But that doesn't mean that YOU can't spend your hard-earned cash on some QUALITY DUCK, YOU SUCKER! MERCHANDISE! Just Click here or on the butt floss below to peruse our goods! No child slave labor here folks!
Now with a patented 'Anti-Skid Guard'!
CAVALIER COREY
Gaze upon the brave NEW face of chivalry!
The newest addition to the Duck, You Sucker! repertoire. Click the 'gallant' knight above for a taste of some medieval whoop-ass!
SON OF A PITCH!
Ever ask yourself, "Gee, I wonder how I would do a pitch?" No? Then you probably have a social life. For the rest of you, this might be helpful... DUCK, YOU SUCKER’S 10 TIPS ON DEVELOPING AND PITCHING YOUR VERY OWN SHOW! Kind of like 'Pitching for Dummies', but not. Click here or on our Featured Celebrity Skunk below and learn something for a change...
Sheila
likes pina coladas, cozy fireplace nights and releasing
WALL OF SHAME
Shameless behavior captured on film! Click on the picture above to see more depravity... and you thought all us artist types were... artist types...
WAYNE NEWTON!
It's Wayne Newton! Um... that's pretty much it...
THE PITCH
(as seen in ANIMATION MAGAZINE Aug, 2002 issue)
Click below to get 'up close and personal'! Hey, is that a nose hair...?
COMING SOON...
HANA-BOY AND THE GECKO
CHICKEN RAD REDUXE
DUCK, YOU SUCKER! MUSIC
DUCK, YOU SUCKER! GIRLS
(Cause we know that gratuitous sex sells!)
OLD NEWS, BUT GOOD NEWS!
DAN KUBAT IS...
EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!
We want to congratulate Dan for exhibiting an exceptionally strong work ethic, going above and beyond the course of his expected duties and providing real customer care! This is a great honor. So great in fact, that we had to give Dan his very own page! That's right! Now you too can see Dan's hard work on our new PORTFOLIOS page! Just remember, if we kill him, those pictures will be worth a lot more money...
See the gallant fighting forces of Duck, You Sucker! take on their biggest challenge to date... LAS VEGAS! Just click on 'Momo at the slot machine' above to get a first hand look at our classy characters going at it in the City of Sin!
THE WORLD ANIMATION CELEBRATION
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